Posted March 5, 2008 by Heather Gilbert
I’m not sure exactly how it happened, but I’ve officially become your non-official expert on nakations. And as for today’s musing, well, this is not your mother’s nakation (assuming your mother is a free-spirited naturist who plays naked volleyball). It’s a Hedonism Resorts nakation.
Hedonism is teaming up with E! Entertainment Networks to film a “Wild on E!” special around their “Ms No Swim Suit” contest, being held from March 9-15. According to the press release, "12 dynamic female contestants representing social clubs and travel organizations from around the U.S. vie for the 2008 Ms. No Swim Suit crown."
If you’re worried that this competition is just based solely on how you look in your birthday suit on the night of the event, fear not. Apparently “the entire week is filled with activities designed to allow the lovely contestants to win the favor of visitors, including Naughty School Girl Night, the evening Bareware Competition, the Naked Fashion Show, Pajama Night, Mardi Gras Night, Toga Party Night, and the Dance Finale. At this pageant, flirting with the judges is not only accepted, it's encouraged!”
Phew! I was starting to think that a contestant who hadn’t even put in her time choreographing a dance routine, modeling nudity in a fashion show, or romping around dressed as a naughty school girl might have a shot at the crown.